Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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