Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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