They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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