normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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