Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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