She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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