what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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