Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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