We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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