Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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