So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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