it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The uberlube is also flammable
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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