Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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