Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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