He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Randomize
