last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well I just put wine in my tea
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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