I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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