just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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