Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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