Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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