Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i just had sex bonerless
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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