i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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