Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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