The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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