You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
as a side note pls kill me
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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