woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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