dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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