No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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