It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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