Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
My liver just had a heart attack.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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