We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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