I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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