did you get engaged???
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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