ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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