Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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