Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
