garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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