I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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