If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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