scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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