I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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