so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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