I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize