It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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