Christians are straight up FREAKS
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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