so explain again why im purple
no
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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