I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
