what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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