your thong is hanging out like whoa
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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