Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Terrible idea I love it
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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