32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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