i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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