love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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