Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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